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"Bloop, Bloop!" Goes the Poop

'Bloop, Bloop!' Goes the Poop
A Book

by Temara Moore

  • Publisher : Unknown Publisher
  • Release : 2012-03
  • Pages : 28
  • ISBN : 9780985297503
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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A boy learns to listen to his body to know when it is time to use the toilet.

The Poop Book

The Poop Book
A Book

by B. M. Stevens

  • Publisher : Unknown Publisher
  • Release : 2018-12-06
  • Pages : 26
  • ISBN : 9780999885499
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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"The Poop Book is a work of fart." - The Wallsheet Journal You're either stepping in it, dealing with it, or going through it. Now it's time to read about it. As a #2 NYT Bestelling book, it won't be a waste of your time.

Poop Tales

Poop Tales
The Perfect Reading Material for Any Bathroom A Compilation of Hilarious Stories

by Jeffrey Scott; Jeffery James

  • Publisher : Author House
  • Release : 2009-01-24
  • Pages : 80
  • ISBN : 9781477276693
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Many people say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover”. That saying definitely doesn’t apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?

Rimes and More Rhymes

Rimes and More Rhymes
A Book

by Don McCabe

  • Publisher : AVKO Foundation
  • Release : 1994-07-01
  • Pages : 258
  • ISBN : 1564000265
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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In Limbo

In Limbo
A Book

by A.D. Aliwat

  • Publisher : Altair Press
  • Release : 2021-01-21
  • Pages : 587
  • ISBN : 0578725908
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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"There's something in the air, but it isn't love." Apocalyptic forces both real and imaginary loom large in this sprawling philosophical novel set in 2012 New York City. Ray, an Ivy League grad and struggling fledgling journalist, is a few weeks into trying to make ends meet as a bicycle courier when he mounts an investigation to solve the mystery of his own death. Along the way, he strikes up a strange romance with Haruka— a 19-year-old seeking self-empowerment through a malevolent form of online dating— and finds himself taken under the wing of an exalted, aging academic, Emerson, whose Virgil-like guidance might not be all that it seems. Equal parts zany existential detective story, scathing Web 2.0 sendup, and poignant elegy for what was lost in the smartphone revolution, In Limbo asks critical psychological and spiritual questions about what it means to be alive— and human— in the 21st century.

The Bible 2.0

The Bible 2.0
A Book

by Nathan Smithe

  • Publisher : Nathan Smithe
  • Release : 1969-04-20
  • Pages : 232
  • ISBN : 1448682789
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Join God and Jebus and The Holy Toaster and Gilberto McCheasyfries the Sheep and a slew of others in The Bible 2.0, a magical tale of drama, intrigue, fantasy, murder, magic, drugs, thermonuclear physics, sex, prison life, basket weaving, and unicorns.. each spine tingling word more exiting than the previous! Word!

Moon Knight Vol. 2

Moon Knight Vol. 2
Reincarnations

by Jeff Lemire,Doug Moench

  • Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
  • Release : 2017-05-24
  • Pages : 112
  • ISBN : 1302497790
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Collecting Moon Knight (2016) #6-9, Moon Knight (1980) #2. Meet the many men inside Moon Knight's head as the focus shifts to his various incarnations! Marc Spector broke his body to escape the prison Khonshu built for his mind...but what if he's still trapped? Steven Grant awoke in New York City, ready to produce Marvel's next box-office smash - is he losing his mind, or will Moon Knight: The Movie be a blockbuster? And Jake Lockley is under arrest for murder! With the world calling on him to protect those who travel at night, Marc is losing control. The muddled mind of Moon Knight is reaching its limit!

The Pooping Tree

The Pooping Tree
A Book

by Anniebelle MaNess

  • Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
  • Release : 2020-09-02
  • Pages : 24
  • ISBN : 1642148210
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Shards o' hippo lettuce

Shards o' hippo lettuce
A Book

by Sheridan J Twagthorn

  • Publisher : Lulu.com
  • Release : 2021
  • Pages : 129
  • ISBN : 1471639231
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Poop Tales

Poop Tales
The Perfect Reading Material for Any Bathroom a Compilation of Hilarious Stories

by Jeffrey Scott,Jeffery James

  • Publisher : AuthorHouse
  • Release : 2009-01-01
  • Pages : 80
  • ISBN : 1438942133
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Man's behavior has become excessively wicked, and has done violence to his own soul. Despite the subpoena of the Ten Commandments, he has not obeyed the lawful order of God's government. He is thereby held in contempt of the Supreme Court of Heaven. The contemnor's charge is beyond reasonable doubt, having impaired the dignity of the law and failure to respect his Creator. Evidently, his behavior has been disorderly, insolent, and brazen. Therefore, a bench warrant with a penal notice has been issued for him to be arraigned before the Supreme Judge of the universe, (Revelation 14: 6-7). This book reminds us that our own epoch, like others before has its own assumptions and illusions about life. Each generation is influenced by the previous one, and any defense of virtues becomes an offense. People simply adjust to rising temperature of wickedness. Repentance is the greatest disinfectant for the stench of a sinful soul. In this confusion, Christ is more than the spider in the web of human affairs: more than the bee in the hive of life's circumstances. He is often the honey in the comb that sweetens life's bitterness.

A Week of Mondays

A Week of Mondays
A Novel

by Jessica Brody

  • Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
  • Release : 2016-08-02
  • Pages : 320
  • ISBN : 0374382727
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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When I made the wish, I just wanted a do-over. Another chance to make things right. I never, in a million years, thought it might actually come true... Sixteen-year-old Ellison Sparks is having a serious case of the Mondays. She gets a ticket for running a red light, she manages to take the world’s worst school picture, she bombs softball try-outs and her class election speech (note to self: never trust a cheerleader when she swears there are no nuts in her bake-sale banana bread), and to top it all off, Tristan, her gorgeous rocker boyfriend suddenly dumps her. For no good reason! As far as Mondays go, it doesn’t get much worse than this. And Ellie is positive that if she could just do it all over again, she would get it right. So when she wakes up the next morning to find she’s reliving the exact same day, she knows what she has to do: stop her boyfriend from breaking up with her. But it seems no matter how many do-overs she gets or how hard Ellie tries to repair her relationship, Tristan always seems bent set on ending it. Will Ellie ever figure out how to fix this broken day? Or will she be stuck in this nightmare of a Monday forever? From the author of 52 Reasons to Hate My Father and The Unremembered trilogy comes a hilarious and heartwarming story about second (and third and fourth and fifth) chances. Because sometimes it takes a whole week of Mondays to figure out what you really want.

Lizzy Goes Brains Over Braun

Lizzy Goes Brains Over Braun
A Book

by Jasinda Wilder

  • Publisher : Jasinda Wilder
  • Release : 2021-01-07
  • Pages : 400
  • ISBN : 1948445565
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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From New York Times Bestselling Author Jasinda Wilder comes a sexy, laugh out loud romantic comedy series that is the perfect escape. If you’re a fan of Sex in the City and you binge watched Selling Sunset, you don’t want to miss this. It was just supposed to be just a 40th birthday prank for our boss after a wild night of girlfriends, laughter, and a LOT of margaritas. When we placed the ad in the newspaper, we never thought anyone would actually answer it. We also didn’t think that Laurel would be so brainless as to put Lizzy’s actual phone number in the ad… “Beautiful, successful single woman, 40, seeks attractive male billionaire to impregnate her the old-fashioned way. No strings. NOT seeking sugar daddy. Validation required. Serious inquiries only, please.” What could possibly go wrong? Everything.

If Clouds Were Cotton Candy

If Clouds Were Cotton Candy
A Book

by Laura E. Falotico

  • Publisher : Lulu.com
  • Release : 2021
  • Pages : 129
  • ISBN : 1105994937
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Catsup

Catsup
A Book

by Randi Giles

  • Publisher : iUniverse
  • Release : 2011-10
  • Pages : 236
  • ISBN : 1462038956
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Coco the family dog has been dognapped! When Snowflake the cat is forced to take over for Coco as Danny's trucking buddy, the finicky feline is at first down on the idea of traveling in an 18-wheeler until she has a change of heart and decides to become the greatest truck-driving cat EVER! Conflicts arise when Danny is assigned a bullying partner (and his sidekick, a street-tough Chihuahua) to haul a high security load across America. When confronted by two violent gangs in the mountains of Colorado, it is up to Snowflake and Paco to save their owners and the precious cargo. But can the unlikely team stop bickering long enough to pull together and save the truck? With Halloween right around the corner, it turns into a howling and meowing good time when Paco, as count Dracula (turned snake), and Snowflake, as the Gato Diablo, send the bad guys running for their lives. All the while, Danny, striving to do what is right, finds himself butting heads with thieves, mobsters, dirty cops, and a beautiful but mysterious woman. Angels and devils collide as Danny's runaway truck plunges down a mountainside with Snowflake at the wheel and bad guys in hot pursuit. Fluffing out her tail and raising one paw to the air, she voices her challenge to a dark world. "TAKE THAT!"

The Rudiments of Latin and English Grammar

The Rudiments of Latin and English Grammar
Designed to Facilitate the Study of Both Languages, by Connecting Them Together

by Alexander Adam

  • Publisher : Unknown Publisher
  • Release : 1803
  • Pages : 302
  • ISBN : 9876543210XXX
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You

A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You
A Book

by Mike Barfield

  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2021-03-16
  • Pages : 128
  • ISBN : 153446722X
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

The Deepest Side of Love

The Deepest Side of Love
A Book

by Adriana Jai Wynn-Yeldell

  • Publisher : AuthorHouse
  • Release : 2014-01-07
  • Pages : 488
  • ISBN : 1491844876
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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The Thomas and Mayfield family are closer than ever. From the outside things look great, but personal and emotional issues have surfaced to cause serious problems. Everyone has gotten older and despite the successes the family has enjoyed there is distrust, unhappiness and more secrets. Adam and Aira's relationship is in trouble and some of the children in the family needed a good whipping. Junior Mayfield have major decisions to make and Delano Devereaux, the ex-drug dealer comes face to face with his past. Aira C. Mayfield narrates the story and takes you through each family member's house to show you that we will all go through trials and storms that can shake the foundations of your life. But they are holding on until they can get right! Each Sunday they receive reaffirming relief from Pastor Miles sermons, while forcing their minds not to drift and to pay attention to the signs. Relationships become tore and the evilness of sin are upon them. One by one they struggle to understand the changes and how to effectively overcome any battle the world brings because they know money can't fix all their woes and sorrows. Love and patience can conquer all but there is no getting through to some people. Is the pain too great or are they that hard-headed and stuck in their ways? Will there be forgiveness?

Brighton Baby: A Revolutionary Organic Approach to Having an Extraordinary Child

Brighton Baby: A Revolutionary Organic Approach to Having an Extraordinary Child
The Complete Guide to Preconception & Conception

by Roy Dittmann, OMD, MH

  • Publisher : BalboaPress
  • Release : 2012-10-30
  • Pages : 1030
  • ISBN : 1452555559
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Brighton Baby: A Revolutionary Organic Approach to Having an Extraordinary Child - The Complete Guide to Preconception & Conception is about helping couples achieve optimal health - mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually - before you conceive your future child. Author and perinatal expert, Roy Dittmann, OMD, MH takes couples on a journey that celebrates the power of love as the intangible “blueprint of life”. Dr. Dittmann exposes the dangers of conceiving in our toxic world and focuses couples on how to prepare body, mind, and spirit for the moment of conception. Using integral wisdom, Dr. Dittmann helps couples go from ‘overwhelm’ to taking practical steps to realize their goals of having an extraordinary child. “Brighton Baby is about the art and science of gifting the best of who we are to our future children. It is about reducing human suffering by preventing subtle and overt birth defects before they occur. It is about transforming the context inside of which we conceive and birth children.” - Roy Dittmann, OMD, MH, author Throughout the book, Dr. Dittmann turns the spotlight on the hidden dangers of: heavy metals and other toxins, genetically modified foods, pesticides, artificial sweeteners, rancid oils, antibiotics, processed foods, contaminated drinking water, electrosmog, and the pluses & minuses of vaccines - merging science and common sense to compel couples to take action today to prevent birth defects in their future child. Brighton Baby is a call to action for couples to commit now to consciously preparing for your future child together.

The Astounding Wolf-Man Complete Collection

The Astounding Wolf-Man Complete Collection
A Book

by Robert Kirkman

  • Publisher : Image Comics
  • Release : 2017-06-28
  • Pages : 664
  • ISBN : 1534305386
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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For the first time ever, the complete ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN is collected in one volume! When Gary Hampton is mauled and left for dead, his life takes a drastic turn! When the moon is full, he transforms into a beast of the night„a werewolf! But this curse will not be used for evil. Witness the birth of the world's most unlikely new superhero„The Astounding Wolf-Man! Collects ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #1-25 and INVINCIBLE #57.

Kid Lobotomy, Vol. 1

Kid Lobotomy, Vol. 1
A Book

by Peter Milligan

  • Publisher : IDW Publishing
  • Release : 2018-05-23
  • Pages : 129
  • ISBN : 1684064813
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Meet Kid, the youngest descendant of a rich, demented hotelier named Big Daddy. Kid is the newly appointed manager of 'The Suites,' but his good looks and swagger can't hide a rough childhood of strange therapies and brain operations that have awakened inner demons and psychodramas. This of course makes him eminently qualified to perform lobotomies. A failed rockstar/ successful madman gets one last chance to prove his worth--and regain his sanity--by turning the hotel that was once his childhood sanctuary into a lucrative business despite a host of obstacles including seductive shapeshifters, dead literary heroes and Kid's own sister, who would love nothing more than to see him fail miserably.