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How to Ruin Everything

How to Ruin Everything
Essays

by George Watsky

  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2016-06-14
  • Pages : 240
  • ISBN : 0698191242
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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A New York Times Bestseller "Funny, subversive, and able to excavate such brutally honest sentences that you find yourself nodding your head in wonder and recognition." —Lin-Manuel Miranda, composer and lyricist of In the Heights and Hamilton: An American Musical Are you a sensible, universally competent individual? Are you tired of the crushing monotony of leaping gracefully from one lily pad of success to the next? Are you sick of doing everything right? In this brutally honest and humorous debut, musician and artist George Watsky chronicles the small triumphs over humiliation that make life bearable and how he has come to accept defeat as necessary to personal progress. The essays in How to Ruin Everything range from the absurd (how he became an international ivory smuggler) to the comical (his middle-school rap battle dominance) to the revelatory (his experiences with epilepsy), yet all are delivered with the type of linguistic dexterity and self-awareness that has won Watsky devoted fans across the globe. Alternately ribald and emotionally resonant, How to Ruin Everything announces a versatile writer with a promising career ahead.

How to Ruin Everything

How to Ruin Everything
Essays

by George Watsky

  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2016
  • Pages : 226
  • ISBN : 0147515998
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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George Watsky may have forged a successful music career tinged with strange Internet notoriety, but at heart he's still an underdog. In his debut essay collection, How to Ruin Everything, the slam poet-turned-rap sensation chronicles his triumphs over humiliation and his ill-fated adventures, all conveyed with the type of linguistic dexterity and self-awareness that has won him more than 750,000 YouTube subscribers. How To Ruin Everything announces a versatile writer with a promising career ahead.

Babies Ruin Everything

Babies Ruin Everything

by Matthew Swanson

  • Publisher : Imprint
  • Release : 2016-07-19
  • Pages : 40
  • ISBN : 1250085977
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Meet the baby who ruins everything, and the big sister who learns to love him. Together, they make this laugh out loud picture book the perfect gift for new siblings and baby showers! The baby can't stand on one foot. He can't throw a Frisbee. And he can't whistle! Even big-head Benny Hogarth can whistle, and he already lost his front teeth! So says a spunky little girl who thinks her new baby brother is ruining EVERYTHING: wrecking her room, drooling all over her toys, and throwing a wrench in her birthday party plans. But when she opens her heart, this big sister realizes she might be the real problem-the baby's just a baby, after all. Maybe all he needs is a better big sister. Tall kids, small kids, and parents alike will laugh through this funny and sweet tale of learning how wonderful-and lucky-it is to have a new sibling. An Imprint book

Soonish

Soonish
Ten Emerging Technologies That'll Improve and/or Ruin Everything

by Kelly Weinersmith,Zach Weinersmith

  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2017-10-17
  • Pages : 368
  • ISBN : 0399563830
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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The instant New York Times bestseller! A Wall Street Journal Best Science Book of the Year! A Popular Science Best Science Book of the Year! From a top scientist and the creator of the hugely popular web comic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, a hilariously illustrated investigation into future technologies -- from how to fling a ship into deep space on the cheap to 3D organ printing What will the world of tomorrow be like? How does progress happen? And why do we not have a lunar colony already? What is the hold-up? In this smart and funny book, celebrated cartoonist Zach Weinersmith and noted researcher Dr. Kelly Weinersmith give us a snapshot of what's coming next -- from robot swarms to nuclear fusion powered-toasters. By weaving their own research, interviews with the scientists who are making these advances happen, and Zach's trademark comics, the Weinersmiths investigate why these technologies are needed, how they would work, and what is standing in their way. New technologies are almost never the work of isolated geniuses with a neat idea. A given future technology may need any number of intermediate technologies to develop first, and many of these critical advances may appear to be irrelevant when they are first discovered. The journey to progress is full of strange detours and blind alleys that tell us so much about the human mind and the march of civilization. To this end, Soonish investigates ten different emerging fields, from programmable matter to augmented reality, from space elevators to robotic construction, to show us the amazing world we will have, you know, soonish. Soonish is the perfect gift for science lovers for the holidays!

Giraffes Ruin Everything

Giraffes Ruin Everything

by Heidi Schulz

  • Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
  • Release : 2016-08-16
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN : 1681190826
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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In this mischievously funny picture book with audio, friends come in all shapes and sizes. In case you were wondering, here's an incomplete list of things giraffes ruin: - Birthday parties - Going to the movies - Playing at the park - Hide and Seek - Everything else Yes, that's right. Giraffes ruin everything. But what happens when our narrator gets into a tricky situation? Perhaps he'll find giraffes aren't so bad after all . . .

Your Children Are Boring

Your Children Are Boring
Or How Modern Parents Ruin Everything

by Tom James

  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-02-06
  • Pages : 98
  • ISBN : 9781712629970
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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"A vile, hateful collection of anecdotes aimed at upsetting parents. Shocking. Evil in book form.." Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents annoying? Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our culture's obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad. Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesn't make you less selfish, why it's extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, 'special', and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves.All the answers lie within, and it's your duty to read it.Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but it's much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh and if you put 'Dad' or 'Mum' in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you.An excerpt from Your Children Are Boring: There are more radical solutions available to us of course. I take my lead from the way we've societally turned smokers into pariahs at pubs. Let's create family areas in the pubs! Imagine, roped off areas out the back, covered in sick, where the tables are made of plastic rather than wood, soundproofed so we don't have to listen to you loudly slow-talking, or the baby crying. Or you could just go to McDonalds, which is where the kids want to be anyway.And that's another thing; does anyone think these kids want to go to a pub? They're not renowned for their rides and pits of plastic balls. But perhaps that's just a matter of time. We'll inevitably infantilise getting smashed like we seem intent on doing to everything else.You want it all don't you, your spoilt little brain thinks, 'I've had a child, but that doesn't mean I should modify my life. I still want pub, so baby come to pub!' Kids should be, and probably are, bored out of their tiny minds at pubs. It's where grown-ups go to bitch about their friends' new kitchen or boyfriend / girlfriend, not a playground, that's why they're full of glass, fruit machines and sharp edges.If we can be a little melodramatic though, you're a virus. You're ruining pubs like you ruined football and the cinema, colonising it like the most boring invading army in history armed with iPhones and Kleenex.

How to Ruin Your Life

How to Ruin Your Life

by Ben Stein

  • Publisher : New Beginnings Press
  • Release : 2005-12
  • Pages : 373
  • ISBN : 1401906168
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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This book is a collection of Ben Stein’s “How To Ruin” Series: · How to Ruin Your Life · How to Ruin Your Love Life · How to Ruin Your Financial Life These books will not only make you laugh out loud, they will allow you to honestly assess your life. Learn from these books—and for heaven’s sake, do the opposite right now!

How to Ruin Your Life By 30

How to Ruin Your Life By 30
Nine Surprisingly Everyday Mistakes You Might Be Making Right Now

by Steve Farrar

  • Publisher : Moody Publishers
  • Release : 2012-04-01
  • Pages : 144
  • ISBN : 0802483364
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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We all have an internal alarm clock that goes off when we're about to make a bad decision... Some of us spend our 20's hitting the snooze button. By taking a look at 9 common, everyday mistakes, which most of us have an opportunity to make on a regular basis, Steve Farrar speaks with wisdom and wit in this short book that serves as a wake up call we should all take. From starting our 20's on the wrong foot to neglecting our own gifts and strengths, and from isolating ourselves from real community to ignoring God's purpose for our lives, How to Ruin Your Life by 30 will help navigate these treacherous waters we call adulthood. No matter where you are at: preparing for, recovering from, or in the midst of your 20's... this short book will help.

How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

How to Ruin a Summer Vacation

by Simone Elkeles

  • Publisher : North Star Editions, Inc.
  • Release : 2010-09-08
  • Pages : 240
  • ISBN : 0738718254
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Amy is a spoiled American teenager with an attitude to match her Jimmy Choo slides. When her estranged father drags her to Israel to meet a family she’s never known, one hilarious humiliation after another tests Amy’s fierce spirit.

Just an Average Romance

Just an Average Romance
Money Has the Ability to Ruin Everything

by House of Ministry PMA

  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-06-07
  • Pages : 115
  • ISBN :
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Opening Mark met Stacey in a university he was studying. He was more of a friend but Stacy wanted more. He made her realize how important his GPA was so he couldn't devote much time to her as much as she wanted him to and this made her run in strange thoughts.Development She thought Mark wasn't interested interested in her and that made her feel unhappy, but on the contrary Mark was very much interested in her and felt real love with her. He knew if he gave her much time like she wanted his GPA would be affected. Because he is a kind of person that is focused whenever he has a goal to achieve.ClimaxMark officially asked Stacey out on their graduation and she excitedly accepted because she has longed for it. It came as a surprise to her as Mark made her his next goal to achieve. They both introduced each other to their families and both families happily accepted them. Ending Mark and Stacey started making love, Stacey finally got to date a matured minded young man. Mark finally got married to stacey

How to Ruin a Business Without Really Trying

How to Ruin a Business Without Really Trying
What Every Entrepreneur Should Not Do When Running a Business

by M. J. Gottlieb

  • Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
  • Release : 2014-06-01
  • Pages : 196
  • ISBN : 1614489807
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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When life hands you lemons what do you do? Well complaining certainly doesn't help anything, and nobody really listens anyway. Truth is, most successful people have failed their way to the top. For every successful person that you see, what you don't see is the trail of bankruptcies, failed partnerships, and pricey mistakes that made them who they are today. So does that mean every entrepreneur has to go through the same horrors, heartaches and pain? Is there any way to avoid this? Well one way is to learn from the experiences of others. . . MJ Gottlieb's How To Ruin A Business Without Really Trying takes a new and exciting approach to help entrepreneurs by telling them what “not” to do. The book uses fifty-five painstaking, yet hysterical tales throughout MJ Gottlieb’s 21-year journey as an entrepreneur to highlight some of the most prevalent and destructive mistakes entrepreneurs make when running a business today. Truth-be-told, entrepreneurs simply do NOT like to be told what to do. Learning from the mistakes of others however, takes the ego out of the equation so entrepreneurs can learn objectively, while still allowing them to enjoy the freedom of their own experience.

My Mom Is Trying to Ruin My Life

My Mom Is Trying to Ruin My Life

by Kate Feiffer

  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2009-03-24
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN : 1439158436
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Everyone has only nice things to say about my mom. Everyone likes her. She looks nice. She bakes great cookies and makes me feel better when I have a bad day. But would a really nice mom do embarrassing things like kiss me in public and tell loud jokes that no one thinks are funny? Well, my mom does those terrible things and worse - that's why I am sure that I have the most embarrassing mom in the world and that my mom is trying to ruin my life... Or is she?

How to Ruin Your Love Life

How to Ruin Your Love Life

by Ben Stein

  • Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
  • Release : 2010-12-15
  • Pages : 124
  • ISBN : 1458724913
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Good love relationship isn't really that important. In fact, it uses up a lot of time you could spend thinking about yourself . . . and doing things all alone or with your drunken, loser friends. That's why Ben Stein has written How to Ruin Your Love Life. Following up on the wild success of his pioneering ''do-the-opposite-of-what-I-say''self-help book, How to Ruin Your Life, he now brings you, in 35 easy to follow steps, ways to definitively and absolutely . . . ruin your love life. Learn from this book and for heaven's sake, do the opposite right now.

How to Ruin Everything Deluxe

How to Ruin Everything Deluxe
Essays

by George Watsky

  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2016-06-14
  • Pages : 240
  • ISBN : 0735214581
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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The enhanced eBook edition of writer and musician George Watsky’s How to Ruin Everything provides photographic evidence of Watsky's assorted misadventures. George’s personal photos from his awkward adolescent days, his post-graduation travels, and his recent cross-country music tour are included exclusively in this edition. There is bonus content for every chapter, including five videos and more than sixty photographs. Are you a sensible, universally competent individual? Are you tired of the crushing monotony of leaping gracefully from one lily pad of success to the next? Are you sick of doing everything right? In this brutally honest and humorous debut, George Watsky chronicles the small triumphs over humiliation that make life bearable and how he has come to accept defeat as necessary to personal progress. The essays in How to Ruin Everything range from the absurd (how he became an international ivory smuggler) to the comical (his middle-school rap battle dominance) to the revelatory (his experiences with epilepsy), yet all are delivered with the type of linguistic dexterity and self-awareness that has won Watsky nearly 800,000 YouTube subscribers. Alternately ribald and emotionally resonant, How to Ruin Everything announces a versatile writer with a promising career ahead.

You Can Always Count on People...to Ruin Everything! a Pessimist's Journal

You Can Always Count on People...to Ruin Everything! a Pessimist's Journal

by Popcorn for the Soul

  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2018-10-26
  • Pages : 112
  • ISBN : 9781729273210
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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The Rogue to Ruin

The Rogue to Ruin

by Vivienne Lorret

  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release : 2019-07-30
  • Pages : 400
  • ISBN : 0062685538
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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The Bourne Matrimonial Agency has one rule: Never fall in love with a client, which shouldn't be a problem when one’s faking an engagement to the rogue across the street . . . Ainsley Bourne needs the family business to succeed. But one obstacle stands in her way—Reed Sterling, the huge, handsome, former prize fighter and owner of the gaming hell across the street. His scandalous customers scare off all her marriage-minded patrons and since the devilish brute has no intention of relocating, she sets out to ruin his unsavory establishment. Yet when a vile suitor from her past reappears, Ainsley hastily claims an attachment to the first man who comes to mind . . . Mr. Sterling, to be exact. Reed doesn’t know who is more surprised by Miss Bourne’s declaration. She clearly hates him, and he’d never admit their arguments simmer with unrequited attraction. Something about the pleading look in her eyes calls to Reed, and against his better judgment, he quickly plays the part of the besotted fiancé. Pretending to be in love requires a convincing charade. But with each tantalizing touch and every scandalous kiss, Ainsley starts to wonder if Reed was ever really the enemy at all.

Green Hell

Green Hell
How Environmentalists Plan to Control Your Life and What You Can Do to Stop Them

by Steven Milloy

  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2009-03-22
  • Pages : 294
  • ISBN : 1596981075
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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Everywhere you look, all you see is green. People are "living green," businesses are "going green," and consumers are "buying green." But soon, this trendy "green" lifestyle won't be voluntary-it will be mandatory.

The Attention Merchants

The Attention Merchants
The Epic Scramble to Get Inside Our Heads

by Tim Wu

  • Publisher : Vintage
  • Release : 2017-09-05
  • Pages : 432
  • ISBN : 0804170045
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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One of the Best Books of the Year The San Francisco Chronicle * The Philadelphia Inquirer * Vox * The Globe and Mail (Toronto) From Tim Wu, author of the award-winning The Master Switch ( a New Yorker and Fortune Book of the Year) and who coined the term "net neutrality"--a revelatory, ambitious and urgent account of how the capture and re-sale of human attention became the defining industry of our time. Ours is often called an information economy, but at a moment when access to information is virtually unlimited, our attention has become the ultimate commodity. In nearly every moment of our waking lives, we face a barrage of efforts to harvest our attention. This condition is not simply the byproduct of recent technological innovations but the result of more than a century's growth and expansion in the industries that feed on human attention. Wu's narrative begins in the nineteenth century, when Benjamin Day discovered he could get rich selling newspapers for a penny. Since then, every new medium--from radio to television to Internet companies such as Google and Facebook--has attained commercial viability and immense riches by turning itself into an advertising platform. Since the early days, the basic business model of "attention merchants" has never changed: free diversion in exchange for a moment of your time, sold in turn to the highest-bidding advertiser. Full of lively, unexpected storytelling and piercing insight, The Attention Merchants lays bare the true nature of a ubiquitous reality we can no longer afford to accept at face value.

How to Ruin Your Life

How to Ruin Your Life
and Starting Over When You Do

by Eric Geiger

  • Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
  • Release : 2018-04-03
  • Pages : 192
  • ISBN : 146278092X
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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You can blow up your life. To bring strong and tall buildings to the ground, demolition experts strategically place tiny explosives throughout the structure of a building so that the building will topple on itself. Instead of destroying the building from the outside, they destroy it from within. In the same way many great men and women have imploded, and others are well on their way. Author Eric Geiger offers a sobering reminder that many great and godly people have imploded, and none of us are above the risk. Looking at the story of David’s infamous implosion, readers will learn how to ruin our lives (so we won't), and also how to find hope if we do--as all of us need His grace.

Ruined

Ruined

by Jackie Ashenden

  • Publisher : Harlequin
  • Release : 2018-03-01
  • Pages : 329
  • ISBN : 1488082421
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De
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“We have to act like a real couple…” The solution? Mind-blowingly real pleasure! Dane “Smoke” Kingsolver and Cat Livingston need to fake a relationship to get her abusive ex off her back. Convincing people their friendship has heated up to scorching levels is unexpectedly easy! But when their red-hot chemistry threatens to ruin everything they’ve ever known can they go back to what they had before? And do they even want to? “Dare is Harlequin’s hottest line yet. Every book should come with a free fan. I dare you to try them!” —Tiffany Reisz, international bestselling author